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Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading
So sick and tired of all the needless beating
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Thursday, December 11, 2008
jokes of the day ... Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ?intelligence'?"The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss's hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, he told the bartender that he's had enough.The bartender said, "I've got to ask you - what's with the pocket business?"The man replied, "I have my lawyer's picture in there. When he starts to look honest, I've had enough." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar."The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad."The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a very small hotel and walks in.He asks the man at the counter, "Do you have any rooms available?"The man at the counter says, "Yeah, but don't stick your dick in the 3 holes." "OK." The guy agrees and walks to his room. A couple of days go by and his car is still in the shop. He gets curious and sticks his dick in the first hole. He says,"Ahh,that feels good!" Then he sticks his dick in the second hole,"Ahh,that feels even better!" Then he sticks his dick in the third hole,"OUCH!!My dick!!" He quickly pulled his dick out and it was all bloody. He was very confused, but he went to sleep. The next day he went to the counter to see what was in the holes, but before he could ask anything the man at the counter said, "You stuck your dick in the three holes didn't you?"He said, "Yeah, how did you know?" The man at the counter said, "Well, my wife is pregnant,my daughter is pregnant, and my pencil sharpener is broken." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - okay .. lets try another language of jokes . LOLx.. Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar, di atas katil sepasang suami isteri yang telah LANJUT USIA baru masuk tidur. Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tetapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu.... Si isteri bersuara, 'Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido...' Suaminya dengan separuh sedar menggenggam tangan isterinya, lepas tu mula mengantuk semula... Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi,'Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya...' Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Lepas tu sambung tido balik... Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi, 'Kemudian tu kan.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya...' Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu. Si isteri heran dan terus bertanya, 'Abang nak gi mana tu?' Dengan nada marah suaminya menjawab, 'Nak gi amik gigi la ni...' okay .. till here . hope you enjoy . just post it for fun . hehex .. sorry about the 3rd and 4th jokes . hehee ... ((: | ||